i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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