are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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