I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This baby is an asshole
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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