This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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