Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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