i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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