Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
did you just send me my own nude
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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