pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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