I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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