okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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