I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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