doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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