I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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