I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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