Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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