Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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