I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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