Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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