Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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