why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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