Well douche your snatch and let's go!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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