The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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