walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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