Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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