So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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