Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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