I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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