I wish I could punch you in the face.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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