i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
