Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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