If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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