I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
