If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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