i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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