She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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