You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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