All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Enjoy the penises
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
