Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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