at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Randomize
