Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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