Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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