VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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