You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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