These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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