No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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