Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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