no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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