But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
