Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i will never coherently bang her
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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