spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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