I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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