I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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