they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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