ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Couch. On fire.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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