Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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